Ingredients:• 2 cups of #caffeine 
• 1 freshly opened IDE 
• 3,000 lines of code (half written in rage) 
• A pinch of optimism (optional) 
• Unlimited Stack Overflow tabs 
Directions:
1. Mix code and #confidence.
3. Sprinkle in a random bug that only appears in #production. 
4. Serve to the QA team with a side of “It works on my machine.” 
Enjoy the chaos. Repeat daily.
